The high road leads to Trump-mandated camps. Fuckin go ahead and make fun of me, IDGAF.

Not much better.

D’awwwww. You gonna be alright, snowflake? Need a safe space from all the FAKE NEEEEEEEWS?

Mitch McConnell can’t tell when a woman is faking an orgasm

He’s such a dejected turtle.

Too late, fuckface. Your “yes” vote is on the books and will be used against you in the midterms. Happy MAGA.

It’s like someone told him he could never have romaine leaves and strawberries ever again

lmao McConnell is soooooo blooooooown. His little stutter step as he walks away, unfolding his arms in a slow-motion daze of confusion and dejection.

Dejection incarnate. His little stumble as he walks away, seven shitty years of his shitty, worthless life gone in the flash of a down-turned thumb.

Decorum. Remember that? DJT doesn’t know the word or what it means.

Fuck you, Pickle, you little shit!

Oh I’m sure that’s true.

Ooooooooooooooh shit. Money-where-your-mouth-is time, Trump!

That would be redemptive and awesome.

I hope people are taking note of what a bunch of fucking incompetent morons the “masters of the universe” are. That’s the Big Secret. If you’re white, and male, and mean, and born fortunate, you can be dumber than shit and “succeed” in life.

for real, nobody is that straight.

Oh there is no question Obama was your classic neo-liberal imperialist war monger. But Trump is an entire nother league of crazy and evil. Dude’s gonna get us nuked. So don’t “both sides do it” with that shit.

Right but this all seems disingenuous. You make it seem like Trump is the victim of a meanie-head press. I need you to understand that he has done this to himself, and that there is a very real danger of him getting into a nuclear entanglement with North Korea that would wipe us all of the face of the goddamn planet.

It doesn’t seem like you grasp just how big a douchebag he is, though.

wh... what