Hey, pssst- your girl cums with the other guy. Not faking, either; she really, REALLY cums, like screaming-to-the-rafters, waking-up-the-neighbors cums. And I’ll let you in on a secret that you would have no way of knowing: you can tell when she’s not faking. But again, you would have absolutely no way of knowing that.

Oh I’ll fucking BET you didn’t.

awww snowflake needs a safe space

Yes! I mean, what, you think Jesus would choose a filthy woman? Or a Jew? /s

Consider this:

This cracks me up. He is so utterly devoid of character.

Please don’t let that hate go to waste. And don’t let people try to tell you it’s useless or indecent. We are not going to “all get along” our way out of this.

Probably a wise decision on his part.

Do you need....... a safe space?

You’ll live.

Lol oh noes racism against wypipo am are the worst kek

You’re a moron, and so is your beloved TrumpDaddy.

They’re either Russian trolls or profoundly stupid conservatives.

lol. Just lol.

When society collapses, WorstFan will be shot to death when he tries to borrow a can-opener from his neighbor he’s never met.

Whoop-de-fuckin-do for you. Your wife must act like she’s proud of you. But she’s fucking the checkout guy at Kroegers, and he makes her cum EVERY TIME.

I would fucking love for all these “bootstraps” motherfuckers to get a pair of boots with straps and try to physically “pull themselves up by their bootstraps.”

How much would I have to pay you to suck my smelly unwashed dick, there, fuckhead?

That’s how insurance works you dumbass

por que no los dos?