I’m on board with this. I can tell a handsome man from an ugly man (even when it’s not so... obvious) and I will no longer hold back.

Why, because Kamala Harris’ trendy neo-liberal centrism is going to save us?

Yeah, pressure and long periods of immobility wreak havoc on blood vessels. Especially in an old, frail, shitty man.

Yes he most certainly does. I’m calling the tumor “Sarah”.

My folks think I’m cruel for hoping the tumor eats his brain to a painful death. But he chose to be evil, so. Fuck him. I hope it hurts really bad, John, you fucking spineless piece of shit.

Actually look up the definition of anarchy, you fucking police apologist

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Thank you. WTF, Masshole?

LMFAO. Priceless.

Quoted for truth

Yeah I would tenderize Blake like a cheap steak with my bare goddamn hands

That’s a serious piece of weaponry.

Me too.

*Walleye.

Really diggin that heavy-duty wall-eye in the first pic, Sarah!

No alligators. There are beavers, muskrats, water moccasins, and big fuck-off catfish down on the bottom.

I bet I could yank him off balance if he trade that handshake bullshit. Then... you know. Old guy. That’s a pretty serious tumble. Maybe several of his ribs move at high speed directly into my steel-toed boots- bad luck that.

In the newsroom, the chyron is the superimposed text at the bottom of the screen when a talking head is talking.

I hate McConnell with a white-hot plasmodic fuckery, but please don’t impugn doublewides. Trailer parks can be some of the purest expressions of community in the face of adversity.

LMFAO oh I hope I hope I hope with the highest of hopes.