The more you cry about it, the harder my dick gets.

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Oh Ryan would get beaten like a red-headed step child’s throw rug in 2020. A piece of belly button lint could beat Paul Ryan in a race for prez.

I mean shit, I can’t stand the guy, but no wonder people voted for Trump. You libs sure are classist and condescending for only paying lip service to most of the social issues afflicting poor working-class folks.

You’re not listening.

Oh, it’s just your run-of-the-mill, Droopy Dog-lookin, perpetual-victim-ass, useless,unattractive piece of manbaby shit all slathered in well-deserved insecurity and expressing in impotent, flailing rage, and a sexual attraction to nubile, “submissive” Asian women, that he is conveniently able to explain away despite…

These people are deeply evil AND deeply incompetent.

I mean if this full speed nuclear waste dumpster fire train wreck of a clown car of a sick, sick joke of an administration isn’t the stake in the heart of any sort of notion of “white supremacy” I really don’t know where we go from here.

Is Hillary President, asshole?

You underestimated his venality, evil, and stupidity.

White privilege.

That’s.. very special of them

We’re all gonna die, folks.

Trump gonna come wipe your ass? Does he answer your prayers before bed, motherfucker? Is he gonna save your dumb ass from me?

“Not a traitor! Not a traitor! You’re the traitor!”

EXCUSE ME, THAT’S PRESIDENT DWAYNE ELIZONDO HERBERT MOUNTAIN DEW CAMACHO TO YOU

He’s seriously stupid as shit. I was convinced he was pretty fucking stupid, but my God, there is no bottom of the barrel to scrape, here. It’s not so much the absence of intelligence, because most assuredly that is absent. But it’s the presence— the undeniable, heavy presence of active stupidity— look at his eyes.…

Makes me wanna take an aluminum bat to it all, honestly.

Don’t go after Cletus and Laverne in the double-wide. Go after Kyle and Alison in their four-bedroom in Scottsdale.

Fuck ‘em.