Just sounds like your run-of-the-mill, completely acceptable good Christian relationship that God smiles down upon. /s

Oh yeah. Pence is Cotton Hill without the military service.

Nope. You still don’t get it. It’s alright. It just means there are more of them for the rest of us.

Man, be salty if you want, but those old Toyota Trucks are no fuckin joke. You could even get a one-ton.

You don’t get the GT-86, and that’s okay.

A dude can dream.

Thanks. Yeah it was a shitty gig. Inflamed some insidious depression and hey presto, no more shitty gig. Coulda been worse.

Jesus. When you put it like this...

In my amateur but informed opinion, Sean Spicer had an actual psychotic break with reality Tuesday evening and is under care.

I’ve been waiting for exactly that for a long, long time.

Good people. Tremendous people. The best people. Do I believe it? I don’t know, but people are definitely saying Sean Spicer all but lost his mind on live TV if you go back and watch the tape (in the dark) from Tuesday night.

Confession time: a nice little nervous breakdown cost me a job, so I know the signs. Not that I can empathize with Spicy. Shit couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

Although now that you mention it, that is also entirely possible. Why not both?

Praise the Lord and pass the 9x19, the wheels are coming off this fucking clown car.

Hot take:

Perfect.

Perfect.

Don’t blame Trump on hillbillies. We voted for Bernie if we voted at all. And don’t give me that “unity” malarkey. I didn’t come down out of my holler for that shit.

Hey Don John, “priming the pump” is a phrase as old as pumps. And it means giving it a couple squeezes to get all the air out of it so that it can, y’know, pump whatever fluid it is you’re trying to pump.

I’d always given the GOP credit for being evil, but good heavens, they’re stupid, too.