Me too. Mainly because the answer is “so stupid you’ll get tired of stupid and you’ll say ‘oh, please, mr. president, I can’t handle any more stupid’.”

KEEP UP THE PRESSURE. He looks like absolute shit. We could drive him to a life-ending coronary yet, lads.

“We keep digging for the bottom, but there’s no bottom there, cap’n; should we just keep digging?”

R’Amen.

I’m here from the future to fucking wish a Trump-loving motherfucker would right now. Is America Great Again yet?

I can already see it in 24th-century history books.

“I’M NOT PERJURY! I’M NOT PERJURY! YOU’RE PERJURY!”

*scribbles* Noted. I’m sure we’ll be able to find room up against the wall after the revolution. during the revolution actually, there’s a ton of room on the wall right now.

Yeah, hi, hi there. I can confirm that edibles and wine are a bad combo.

META! I love it

Revolutionaries are making a list and checking it twice as we speak.

Arbys and more flop sweat

He really does look like a sad, scared, slapped, smelly ass, doesn’t he, though? Bless his enlarged heart.

Trump heard “Top secret”, thought of goddamn Mission: Impossible and how much he hate, hate, hated Obama, and hired him on the spot.

Yeah he looks like…

Ivanka, your Vitamin D deficiency is showing.

I am goddamn counting on this. Or I destroyed my liver between November 10th and early April for nothing.

It’s...... it’s very very good.

Yeah, Anderson Cooper’s one of those safe, clean-cut gays with a day job. So he gets a pass.

You’re gonna fuckin’ die in the revolution, son.