These trolls are starting to reek of some sick, sad desperation.

Read the Bible, son.

Heck, I’ll dishonor his fucking military service. It had an overwhelmingly negative impact on humanity, and now Jordan Edwards is dead. The US doesn’t fight just wars anymore. Fuck Oliver’s imperialist billy badass bullshit. He doesn’t get a pass for that.

You are sowing the wind.

Yes, actually, if you had handled those yourself— and no sarcasm here, I am sure you are plenty capable of handling both of those situations— without the cops, that would have been better.

Whatever you gotta tell yourself to sleep a little better at night. That badge isn’t always gonna be enough to protect you, I hope you know that.

Hey, remember me? I’m the one who doesn’t call the cops. Seriously, fuck off with this “Victim? Victim? No you’re the victim!” shit.

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Everybody’s got problems. Don’t project yours onto me.

I hope you’ve got a decent set of tweezers, because I seem to have gotten pretty deep under your skin there.

I’m pretty sure it’s a fuckup of assholes

Well then we’re not talking about a cop, are we, you fucking shitweasel.

It’s not a word game. It’s the nuance of the language. Ain’t it great?

It is emphatically not the same difference. Only a Sith deals in absolutes, asshole!

I stopped reading your reply when I realized you just needed an excuse to use that word. Fuck off.

Is that reeeeally what they’re doing though?

If there are plenty more good ones, why do I have to look them up? You want me to Google “good cops”? You think a cursory fucking Google search is going to have me like “wow, damn, RedJuicy is a prophet. How could I have been so wrong?”

Not the first time someone has handed out TRUMP-branded Russian flags at a Trump event. It’s genius.

You know what’s hilarious?