Since you’re clearly next in line for a MacArthur Genius Grant, let me pose this hypothetical:

I’ve got your fuckin number.

*thumbs up*

Are your panties all twisted up and moist?

I’ve never had to call the cops.

Did I say “all cops are bad?”

Bingo.

So your point is.....

There is no such thing as a good cop.

Some folks have all the luck.

They fucking would, too.

They don’t want to admit they were duped.

She’s a professional extremely hot person

You didn’t read the article, did you?

This is it, the stupidest thing on the Internet. I found it. I finally found it.

Dwight and Becky. Becky and Dwight.

ayup. Think how much digital ink “Anonymous” could have saved themselves.

Well, it was scary, so they probably won’t do it again if they can avoid it. But they got this sweet anthropological think piece out of it, which is nice. But yeah, never doing that again.

I like the cut of your jib. That’s the sort of observant, practical cynicism the world needs.

I’d love for someone in the German government to explain how giving a 16-year-old an inherently unstable vehicle with 20 horsepower is preferable to giving a 16-year-old a much, much more stable vehicle with 100 horsepower.