It’s the trade journal of the automotive journalism industry. And they’re dumb and wrong as hell about the Demon.

You would be wrong, but that’s because you’re ignorant. I can jump to conclusions because 95 goddamn percent of the time, I am right. I have a feeling I’m spot on about you. How close did I get? Did I rupture a nerve?

You make it hard to be an atheist, then.

LMAO oh snowflake, you have no fucking clue who I am. You won’t be expecting my dumb ass, you racist LARPing cave troll motherfucker.

Holy Shit. I remember that movie too. I think I hear my knees creaking. (No, seriously, they both pop when I squat :(

I get the sneaking suspicion PlatinumDoor would secretly looooooove it if everyone were to stop having all that fun, nasty, smelly sex that looks like so much fun

You know who Creflo Dollar is if you’re making that “joke”.

PlatinumDoor also can’t figure out why the girls he likes always end up with “scumbags,” and takes his frustration out in flowery, devil’s-advocate kinja posts. I’ll let you in on a secret, Plat— it’s because you’ve

Right? Who is this fuckin law-abiding, trenchcoat-wearing toadstool?

So you don’t think people should feel free enough to break self-evidently unjust laws?

No, seriously. With society structured the way it is— with marginalized, poor people stuck in cycles of marginalization and poverty— there is no way to just NOT do drugs. I smoke a ton of pot just to get through the day. You know why? Because the world is devolving into an openly fascist, racist nightmare, and I don’t…

You’re a muppet

Seriously, what a bunch of greedy, useless assholes.

Yeah I don’t feel comfortable being over at my friends who have Echos’ places.

Not to brag or anything but I could write this out to a solid 90 minutes of anti-capitalist fun.

Hey

Given how Libertarians were falling all over each other to defend United’s actions in the David Dao case, I’m not even sure we can all agree on that.

A subtle sledgehammer.

Why aren’t ya adjusting your tie in front of the mirror, Donny? You fuckin idiot

Ain’t that the fucking truth. Poor sap. Fuck the patriarchy.