A dude can dream.

Thanks. Yeah it was a shitty gig. Inflamed some insidious depression and hey presto, no more shitty gig. Coulda been worse.

Jesus. When you put it like this...

In my amateur but informed opinion, Sean Spicer had an actual psychotic break with reality Tuesday evening and is under care.

I’ve been waiting for exactly that for a long, long time.

Good people. Tremendous people. The best people. Do I believe it? I don’t know, but people are definitely saying Sean Spicer all but lost his mind on live TV if you go back and watch the tape (in the dark) from Tuesday night.

Confession time: a nice little nervous breakdown cost me a job, so I know the signs. Not that I can empathize with Spicy. Shit couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

Although now that you mention it, that is also entirely possible. Why not both?

Praise the Lord and pass the 9x19, the wheels are coming off this fucking clown car.

Hot take:

Perfect.

Perfect.

Don’t blame Trump on hillbillies. We voted for Bernie if we voted at all. And don’t give me that “unity” malarkey. I didn’t come down out of my holler for that shit.

All I care about right now is getting Trump and his merry band of hateful idiots the fuck out of DC. I shed precisely zero tears over HRC’s loss. Bernie was my guy but even he is low-key kow-towing to Trump’s pressure.

Hey Don John, “priming the pump” is a phrase as old as pumps. And it means giving it a couple squeezes to get all the air out of it so that it can, y’know, pump whatever fluid it is you’re trying to pump.

Oh it is getting out, and it is being known. You better mix up three gallons of mimosa, bud.

Don’t forget about Jared and Alison from Scottsdale, who make a combined $175,000, and spent $2,500 on an 8x16 TRUMP sign for their yard.

Good God, you didn’t even get the “that’s the joke” Matt tried to throw you, there, bud.

I’d always given the GOP credit for being evil, but good heavens, they’re stupid, too.

Just because it’s someone’s “honest considered opinion” doesn’t preclude it from being fucking stupid. Sorry buddy. If you’re bending over backwards to defend Trump at this point, you might be kind of dumb.