Me too. Mainly because the answer is “so stupid you’ll get tired of stupid and you’ll say ‘oh, please, mr. president, I can’t handle any more stupid’.”

KEEP UP THE PRESSURE. He looks like absolute shit. We could drive him to a life-ending coronary yet, lads.

“We keep digging for the bottom, but there’s no bottom there, cap’n; should we just keep digging?”

Man, you do whatever you have to do in order to justify this bullshit to yourself. Just know I’m not listening, and I really don’t fuckin care.

R’Amen.

I’m here from the future to fucking wish a Trump-loving motherfucker would right now. Is America Great Again yet?

I can already see it in 24th-century history books.

“I’M NOT PERJURY! I’M NOT PERJURY! YOU’RE PERJURY!”

*scribbles* Noted. I’m sure we’ll be able to find room up against the wall after the revolution. during the revolution actually, there’s a ton of room on the wall right now.

Yeah, hi, hi there. I can confirm that edibles and wine are a bad combo.

META! I love it

Don’t be confused. Comey was getting too close to Trump’s ties to Russia.

I’ve always known he was this goddamn stupid.

Trump won, alright? He fuckin won, and he’s fucking it all up. Clinton lost. She sucks. But Trump won, and he’s an imbecile. And so are you.

Mmmm yes, I love the smell of freshly-brewed concern trolling in the morning.

LMFAO

He’s gonna try to start WWIII to cover his ass.

You know what’s really sad and scary? At least 1 in 10 Americans would be all too happy to find reasons to support his decision.

I’ve been saying this since October: TRUMP IS FUNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE.

LMFAO yeah that, or... and Occam’s razor here... Comey got a little too close to the truth re: Trump and Russia.