This is it, the stupidest thing on the Internet. I found it. I finally found it.

Dwight and Becky. Becky and Dwight.

ayup. Think how much digital ink “Anonymous” could have saved themselves.

Well, it was scary, so they probably won’t do it again if they can avoid it. But they got this sweet anthropological think piece out of it, which is nice. But yeah, never doing that again.

People who are personally proud of their ancestors’ accomplishments freak me out.

LOL. And now he’s crying and rubbing sand in his little beady eyes and eating Ja Rule’s terrible cheese sandwich (you only get one, Findlay).

I like the cut of your jib. That’s the sort of observant, practical cynicism the world needs.

I’d love for someone in the German government to explain how giving a 16-year-old an inherently unstable vehicle with 20 horsepower is preferable to giving a 16-year-old a much, much more stable vehicle with 100 horsepower.

It’s the trade journal of the automotive journalism industry. And they’re dumb and wrong as hell about the Demon.

You would be wrong, but that’s because you’re ignorant. I can jump to conclusions because 95 goddamn percent of the time, I am right. I have a feeling I’m spot on about you. How close did I get? Did I rupture a nerve?

You make it hard to be an atheist, then.

LMAO oh snowflake, you have no fucking clue who I am. You won’t be expecting my dumb ass, you racist LARPing cave troll motherfucker.

Holy Shit. I remember that movie too. I think I hear my knees creaking. (No, seriously, they both pop when I squat :(

I get the sneaking suspicion PlatinumDoor would secretly looooooove it if everyone were to stop having all that fun, nasty, smelly sex that looks like so much fun

You know who Creflo Dollar is if you’re making that “joke”.

PlatinumDoor also can’t figure out why the girls he likes always end up with “scumbags,” and takes his frustration out in flowery, devil’s-advocate kinja posts. I’ll let you in on a secret, Plat— it’s because you’ve

Right? Who is this fuckin law-abiding, trenchcoat-wearing toadstool?

So you don’t think people should feel free enough to break self-evidently unjust laws?

No, seriously. With society structured the way it is— with marginalized, poor people stuck in cycles of marginalization and poverty— there is no way to just NOT do drugs. I smoke a ton of pot just to get through the day. You know why? Because the world is devolving into an openly fascist, racist nightmare, and I don’t…

You’re a muppet