Seriously, what a bunch of greedy, useless assholes.

Yeah I don’t feel comfortable being over at my friends who have Echos’ places.

Not to brag or anything but I could write this out to a solid 90 minutes of anti-capitalist fun.

Hey

Given how Libertarians were falling all over each other to defend United’s actions in the David Dao case, I’m not even sure we can all agree on that.

A subtle sledgehammer.

Why aren’t ya adjusting your tie in front of the mirror, Donny? You fuckin idiot

Ain’t that the fucking truth. Poor sap. Fuck the patriarchy.

Because that’s what capitalism does to people.

Actual anarchy (as opposed to the car-flipping, V-for-Vendetta pop myth that invariably springs to most people’s minds) is pretty cool, man.

1.) Technically not shade.

Holy shit, THIS. Vin made a sarcasm. It was too subtle and didn’t land. Sarcasm is a finicky thing, Vin, you gotta respect the craft.

I love how cocky and self-assured Vin is about his “brilliant”... joke... or whatever it is, but everyone has goddamn “publicly available court records.” Does that mean everyone is a “public figure”?

Yep, same. She’s a genius and the show is genius. She’d be brilliant as The Doctor.

Yep that’s Rihanna alright.

Who’s “they,” Kek? Do you like gladiator movies?

lol oh dude Trump is gonna fuckin flame out very publicly. Are... are you gonna be ok buster? Gonna cry real hard in your fuckin race car bed for a week?

The Dead Men sure came in clutch for our intrepid heroes.

^ the above is an incontrovertibly factual statement of fucking FACT