Dang. Ya got him on a technicality. Nothing to see here, folks, racism is over.

I’m not sure if this comment is technically ironic, but it sure is interesting.

So where’s the punishment in “being an asshole”?

Surely it’s a “public” feud, in the ninth?

Way to dull the blade, Kevin. (02:22)

Cry harder, I’m not fully erect yet

Sorry snowflake. Racists are gonna get their asses beat in Trump’s America. You need a safe space?

Ok, but where do you come down on the refrigerator?

Look I’m not saying Jefferson Beauregard Sessions should be hanged from a sour apple tree. I am NOT saying that! I’m just saying, if he were, I wouldn’t cut him down. That’s all.

Same. I just told my mom “there’s no such thing as a good cop”, and I think she finally got it.

I’m with you on this. I am gonna make it weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird for any agent who pats me down. Real weird. IDGAF.

Actually physically dragged. Behind a chariot. Around and around the city walls. And even that’s too dignified for his defective ass.

Welp, my bipolar is gonna kill me if this goes through. If my comments get real manic and then stop, blame this merry band of shitstains. And somebody punch Jefferson Beauregard in the throat for me, will ya?

Mask up and smash shit. Mask up and fucking smash shit. MASK UP AND GET GOING WITH THAT 9-LB SLEDGE. They need to know they done goofed.

A lot of us are in the same shitty, sinking boat :(

He VOLUNTARILY PERJURED HIMSELF. This is the dumbest motherfucker in the Universe (just barely).

Oh for sure. Which is why it’s so great.

I hope Duke has a bullet-induced heart attack very soon.

There are no good cops. Not even the “good” cops are good cops. Fuck em all.

I’m thinking massive, MASSIVE heart attack, or a massive, MASSIVE brain aneurysm. I would also settle for him getting upsetting news and chucking himself off the top of Trump Tower.