I’m stealing Combover Caligula. I refuse to use the fucker’s name, so I’m always looking for excellent alternatives, and this qualifies.

It’s because they are all sad sacks of useless shit, to a man, woman, and child.

LMAO. Uh, no. I worked crowd control on the Mall that day. It was fucking sparse as hell all damn day.

It’s because they always need a nefarious antagonist. “Right, governing, ok, but who are we against? Who are we versus?”

It’s because no one actually thought he could read.

Mask up and smash shit.

Oh, amidst all the swirling Trump fuckery, let’s not forget that the Democratic party does not represent the vast majority of us, and failed us miserably this past election cycle.

And then, when the bottom-of-the-barrel, racist-shit-kickingest Trump supporters come to me for help, I will shoot first and ask questions later. Because that’s clearly the world they (think) they want to live in.

Honestly, I bet (almost) all the Christians who voted for Trump are just fine with this.

LMFAO. The only way to get a tingle in my bits anymore is fantasizing about snatching a MAGA hat off of one of these shitstains and then punching them in the throat until they stop saying dumb shit forever.

I hope the ACLU and lower courts smack this shit down twice as fast and four times as hard as they did the first one. Then I hope Trump’s whole administration goes belly up, and he throws himself out the window of his penthouse atop Trump Tower. He’ll have just enough time to hear cheering before he goes SPLAT.

Agreed. I am fresh out of the milk of human kindness for these stupid assholes. They actively chose to hurt people, they were just too dumb to realize “people” included them.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, Ethan. This is a teachable moment if you care to learn.

Likewise, but my heart swelled with pride when the Yoter took the checker. Now I think I want a 3SGE-swapped AE86 damnit.

Don’t forget Wilbur Ross. Rooo sez unearthed an interesting Maddow clip in these here comments.

You might do well to read up on actual anarchy— it’s pretty cool.

And I’m hearing it pronounced “ME-ya-PYEH” in my head.

Open a dictionary to “knowing look” and all there will be, in hedcut, is Bill Clinton giving The Eye to Liz Hurley. Nooice.

I imagine so.

You mean my handle? That’s for a very special Toyota 5M-GE.