A LIFETIME OF BUSS PASSES! BEGONE FROM THESE HALLOWED HALLS!

Yeah, Trump and his merry band of idiots aren’t evil geniuses. They’re just mean. And incompetent.

lol.

No idea what you said, or, who John Sessions is.

I salivate at the thought of Jeff Sessions being thoroughly disgraced. He is a racist Keebler elf.

“Buh-but it tastes like consequences”

That’s what I meant about Trump exposing hypocrisy and incompetence. He’s the figurehead for that shit. I hope he doesn’t do too much damage before he brings the whole shitty house of cards down around his ears.

If you think I’m butthurt because Hillary lost, you don’t understand me at all, for the fucking record.

I don’t trust politicians. And I’m grateful to Trump for exposing hypocrisy and incompetence. My worry is that his thin skin is going to get our asses nuked.

I can trust you, 32_Footsteps. I can trust you.

Did Trump think he could clown the fucking CIA without consequences? These leaks will never stop.

Hey dime-store McCarthy, remember when a tonsilollith sank your shitty campaign?

Enjoy the so-called Trump administration while it lasts. It must really sting that he couldn’t pull it together and act like a competent, sane adult for thirty days. And now your shitty house of cards is falling apart even though you taped it together.

Keep telling yourself that. Si vis pacem, para bellum.

I’m not gonna disagree. The former warranted, the latter not in the least. Reality is about to be a cruel mistress to these dumbasses.

White privilege: living in a society where being profoundly stupid and mean is no bar to success. And you can take that to 1600 Pennsylvania.

Yeah what’s up with that?

I could be persuaded to put a nigh-perfect Glaswegian Scottish accent on permanently for the right woman.

Fucking roasted.

Rolled-up newspaper? No. Kellyanne needs a pipe wrench.