They do not understand. They bought their house(s) (!!!!) and car(s) when money was cheap and the living was easy. Jesus these people.

I’m having more trouble with Boomers the closer to 30 I get.

I’m getting a 2007 GMC Acadia vibe, though. You know, a big, dumb, utterly pointless vehicle.

You know, as much as I hesitate to suggest this, you could bank-hand her across the face really REEEEALLY hard, because she deserves it.

Yeah, that black Chevy pickup deserves every dollar of damage he did to his truck.

Got anything worth taking?

Get used to it. Someday you’re gonna have a boot on your windpipe, asshole, and I hope to God it’s mine.

You’re very, very, VERY stupid, and it’s going to be fun to watch a Trump administration hurt you in ways you haven’t considered yet.

Yep. This. All of it.

and AH-64s. But go ahead, 3%er Commander Cletus, shoot three of those mofos out of the sky with your Mattel product.

... they DO hate those people. ALL of them.

Grab them by the fucking ears and scream in their face “THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU VOTED FOR, YOU UNBELIEVABLY SHITTY HUMAN BEING”

Jesus Christ, a shooting war with China?

I’m drinking and smoking my savings. Nothing means anything anymore. Wish that smokin’ hot, high-IQ Bangla girl would hump on me before the world ends, but I guess you can’t always get what you want.

However stupid you think Trump is, he’s even stupider than that.

I’ve been pickling my liver with Knob Creek since Nov 9th.

You’re half-joking, but I truly believe Donald Trump is having-a-picture-book-read-slowly-to-him stupid.

Yeah, I am seriously not convinced that he can.

I’m stocking up on NAPA 1394 oil filters and heirloom vegetable seeds.

Fuck this mother fucker and the mother fuckers he is surrounding himself with.