Don’t you just love people?

Yep. Bourbon, chocolate chip cookies, and cheese. Let’s do this.

I generally just respond “you must have me confused with someone else.” They genuinely don’t know what to do with that.

Opel GT and Saturn Sky are RWD.

I just stopped watching entirely after they let him host. I didn’t watch him host, haven’t watched it since, don’t ever intend to again.

Cthulu willing, I will tell my grandchildren about the time, long ago through the radioactive haze of history, when words meant things

I don’t know that it will be particularly quick, but I think even his dumbest supporters will eventually see just what a fucking colossal moron Trump is.

TROLLIN TROLLIN TROLLINNNNNN.... TROLLIN TROLLIN TROLLINNNNNNN.... TROLLIN TROLLIN TROLLINNNNNNN.... TROLLIN TROLLIN TROLLINNNNN..... RAWHIIIIIIDE!

A lot of people do not seem to know how to drive 1.5-1.6-liter 4 cyls. I had an ex with a Mazdaspeed3 looong long ago, and she let me drive every now and again. First time she handed me the keys, I downshifted and gunned it in third, and she said, “what did you just do?”

I honestly think people sometimes test drive Japanese compacts/subcompacts with manual transmissions, and treat their little bitty 4-cylinders like a damn LT1. Folks you gotta hold third deep into the tach. Trust me, it’ll be ok.

LOOK KIDS, AN INCESTUOUS FASCIST DUMPSTER FIRE!

Fair point.

It’s the only thing fascists understand. Keep a bandana handy.

This is just the sort of unimpeachable logic I have come to expect from these dim motherfuckers

This is so depressing and accurate. What is wrong with these people?

It’s gonna be so tough for them to realize— I mean truly realize— that Trump is an actual, honest-to-God moron.

Me too.

OT but Jim Beam Honey, folks. It’s cheap, potent, and delicious. It’s gonna have to stand in for when I can’t get my hands on hydroponic Headband.