I’m awake and I am livid. All these fucking morons calling for civility. Nope, the die is cast, fuckers. Reap what you sow. Y’all better put down the xbone controllers and start doing diamond pushups, because I am way past fucking around.

The aliens noped the fuck out yeeeeears ago.

“Telecaster1959" is a troll. I’m noticing a pattern with “randomword1234" handles on here. They’re all concern trolls.

Don’t feed the troll. Does Telecaster1959 sound... real... to you?

Telecaster is a Russian troll. I’d bet money on it.

Hello, Telecaster1959. That’s an interesting handle, would you care to talk about where it came from?

I do revel in the EXTREMELY rude awakening these fucking clowns are in for. They’ve spent so goddamn long building up this idea of liberals as limp-wristed, safe-space-having special snowflakes.

Just not in West Virginia. I really liked West Virginia, once upon a time.

Sec State is a Presidential appointment. So, you know, it could very well be Sarah Palin.

I’ve been saying this for thirteen years but my family won’t listen. Oh well...

You must have mistaken us for someone else. Someone who gives a shit. Sow the wind, reap the fucking whirlwind, you fucking hateful dim bulb.

I also don’t think W. was evil. I do think he was even stupider than I thought. As in, possibly somewhat stupider than Trump. Trump more than makes up for that with evil.

I didn’t even think about that.

I prefer outdoor cats.

You know... I found myself thinking of Inglourious Basterds on the train into work today. And then I found myself thinking of Donny Donowitz.

That is precisely what will happen. These sniveling, craven pieces of shit are just over the moon to have an R in the White House again.

Apparently not, you unbelievable sack of shit. I hope your whole family dies slowly and painfully in a fire.

Speak for yourself, man. I’m gonna get in the best shape of my life and goad these assholes into all kinds of silly shit. I’m a white Protestant male, what are they going to to do, arrest me?

Oh my sweet summer child.

Ask him politely but firmly to leave.