Oh it’s down... 750 at least. I heard 1,000 on Newshour coverage.

Is there room in Nova Scotia? I have a very particular set of skills and I get understated humor, honest I do

Looks like I’m going into work more or less still drunk (don’t worry folks! I take the train in)

Bruh how you like Tammy Duckworth now? Lord have mercy, she lifted Kirk’s dumb ass 6 feet off the ground with the force of this win. Bruh you seen Dr. Strange? Tammy Duckworth Falcon-punched Kirk’s astral projection out of his body with her mind. Kirk gonna be thinking through a tube for the rest of his life. His eyes…

Chances are pretty good he’s not the son of a poor rice farmer. Just sayin’.

Yep, I’ve got a Muslim buddy voting for Trump. He’s a redneck. Or he wants to be, I guess. It’s infuriating.

That’s because no one wants to shank Tim Kaine.

People are saying Donald Trump can’t read.

I must have missed that. Oh well. It was time for Scion to go anyways.

As an English major and big fan of Wm. Shakespeare, it is hilarious to get these terrible meter-less “poems”. I don’t hold back, either, because I can absolutely do better.

Concern trolling is best left to the experts, friend. The subtlety involved takes years to develop.

What the fuck did you say about Gizmodo, you little bitch?

D’awwwww! You’re so cute!

It’s not even the best trolling on there, but still. Doing the Lord’s work.

Fuck that, I voted HRC and it was the easiest goddamn thing I did all week

I have to agree. But the lines between reality and satire have become so blurred, I need bourbon and coffee to see the distinction anymore...

That’s some mighty fine concern trolling, there, skynet096. How did you settle on that weirdly random alpha-numeric handle, might I ask?

That grimace gave me just a little bit of strength today.

As a die-hard Toyota fan, I object strongly to his use of Scion (may it rest in peace).