I disagree completely with the premise here. The lore is a big part of the appeal of the original. Ray and Egon throwing around phrases like “Tobin’s Spirit Guide” and “Spates Catalog” and “free-floating full torso vapor” is both hilarious and deeply intriguing.

Me being the history nerd, always kinda wished they leaned more into history. The Titanic briefly shows up in 2 and I think that’s awesome.

Wait, you haven’t even seen Frozen Empire yet? I mean, I thought Afterlife was pretty boring, and I don’t plan on seeing Frozen Empire until it’s streaming on something I’m already paying for, but writing this article (admittedly well written) without even seeing the new one is weird. 

Why am I hazily remembering Rebel being the asshole, like a year or two ago?...

Damn, he’s looking good for someone almost turning 80.

Shhhh. You’re interfering with the narrative.

The several women in Frozen Empire that bust ghosts might disagree with your final paragraph there. 

I fucking love that stupid, stupid movie.

(Stefon voice) This movie has everything: Teri Hatcher, Vincent Schiavelli as an assassin. . .

30 days later, she had a double mastectomy, going from “feeling completely fine one day, to waking up in a hospital bed after a 10-hour surgery the next.” Munn says the OBGYN who told her to get an MRI and a biopsy saved her life.

Would the thread collapse into nothingness if at least one of you didn’t post this pic?

Target is hiring. 

Seems like poor financial planning.

Yeah, now write an article supporting every person who can’t pay their rent, you hypocrites.  Wah, wah, wah, I’m on TV, how dare I face life like poors!

What would a knock against her sound like if “everything about her is average” isn’t one?

If I had a rack like that I’d probably never talk about anything else. I might not even own any shirts. You’re only in your 20s once.

I don’t think it’s Lorne, I think it’s the writers. The writers are lazy. Very few sketches are interesting. Too many lazy jokes. They’ve overused “and this is real” when incorporating actual quotes in sketches, as well as other recycled jokes. Almost no sketch seems like it come out of the blue to surprise and delight…

Re: A Trade Is A Trade

No, this one’s real. Go into the dealer with your funding already secured, don’t play games with the 4-square sheet, don’t argue with them about financing, don’t tell them you have a trade until you’ve hammered out the price for the car, because anything they give on the trade above what they can…

‘A Trade Is A Trade’ is poor advice, and most definitely not a myth - plenty of dealerships actively under-offer for trades when there’s no apparent competition (as anyone sensible looking to make a profit would!), but if you can show them a better trade valuation (such as from car buyer businesses or another…

Sounds like this was definitely written by a car salesman! If you don’t think they will take advantage of every aspect of the sale to earn another dollar, including trade in value, you are out of your mind!