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Honestly the greatest tragedy of Matrix Resurrection, to me, is that it was kind of forgettable. The first movie is just an amazing thing. Very of its time but genre defining as well. The next two sequels will forever be debated about. Are they really that bad, were they just disappointing after the first one, were…

No, that would be a Fish burn.

Thank you for not making this a slideshow!

Those are some very cute meringue sperm!

Did I miss something where Fred Armisen is literally persona non grata in literally everything made, literally ever? Or are you using “literally” in the “substitute for subjective emphasis rendering the original word completely useless” sense?

Their massive hot food buffet is to die for, though the price might just kill you. The last time I lunched there by the time I loaded up on Chinese and Indian deliciousness it was nearly $30. Expense account for the win!

Yeah, remember when apologies for when you did something wrong? Paramore shouldn’t have to apologize for things outside of their control.

Security never meant to brag, but they caught him and they threw him out.

It’s one person in an entire city. Pretty sure you’ll find a single violent individual in every city.

Yeach I'm pretty shocked it didn't make the list. It's a fabulous store.

Apparently many of the stores in each states top five don’t even exist in those states. Large regional chains are completely missing. Hell, freaking Wal-Mart doesn’t appear anywhere. This report looks like one where the schoolkid threw it together five minutes before class started because he forgot it was due today.

Is anything a crime in California anymore?

I’m very surprised this article didn’t complain that bigoted people don’t want to see a gay romantic comedy. I mean, I appreciate the plain serious discussion about the subject. But.... there’s certainly going to be a more limited audience for a gay-themed filmed like Bros, no matter how progressive someone may be. I…

Well, he was gay killing gay boys so why wouldn’t they attach the gay label to it? It’s a lose lose situation, if they wouldn’t have attached it, the lgbqtabc community would have headlines stating it should have been to remember the victims or that the main character was in fact, gay, probably? But since they went…

Do you get to pick and choose? Gay people kill (and eat) just like everyone else.

There’s nothing wrong or dangerous about it, unless you’re stupid.

She was never a good political comedian, so why not have a show that made fun of everything else ridiculous in the world? She managed to do her show while Obama was in office, and I’m pretty sure it didn’t center around mocking him. This was the worst impact that the Trump presidency had on comedy - everyone felt THEY…

She also had joke stealing allegations catching up with her in 2015. She got Menciaed.

So there was a bright side to the 2016 election, then.