I really hope that becomes a gym trend just so I can laugh at all the silly TikTok videos that result.

Is it called The Bride in other markets? That’s what the big drop in the middle says, along with the link name.

Tell me again, why on earth someone would willingly live in NYC?

No Revenge of the Nerds?  List invalid.

Van Wilder? Accepted?

I already saw a documentary about the greatest beer run ever...

Fuck that. Drunk drivers are a goddamn menace. They destroy families. Call an Uber and don’t drive into somebody’s house.

Make sure you buy movies and TV shows that are not politically correct any more. Blazing Saddles, Animal House, etc. They’ll end up on somebody’s shit list eventually and will face being banned, censored, or having warning labels slapped on them. 

Drunk driver manages not to kill anyone would be the better headline.

I think that particular problem belongs in the category “Don’t care. Go fuck yourself. Gotta get back to work.”

In a matter of only a few years the act of taking a selfie has gone from being a fun social thing to do, to becoming something that looks incredibly trashy and ignorant. I’m so over these thirsty, desperate-for-attention insta-bores.

Situational awareness is everything.

Stories like these really bring out my lesser angels so I’m just going to say I hope that the two ground technicians and the pilot are cleared of any responsibility for this Darwinian death.

Youthful sense of immortality?

For the love of God, toast your poptarts before doing this.  You don’t want to miss out on that toasted flavour.

You should if you don’t know the difference between you’re and your.

Our HELOC has essentially been our emergency fund. It’s mostly been used for repairing storm damage and unexpected medical expenses. Three weeks ago we made our last mortgage payment! We’ll pay off the remaining balance on the HELOC in less than a year. I think it will be the first time ever that we won’t owe anything…

Hmmmm yeah, i’ll take old one. I want my hot hatch to be hot and insane from the inside out, not lukewarm.

Nah, fuck that. He was reckless as hell with that shit. I’m sorry but I have little sympathy for this dude. The reason there is some is because we have a mental crisis in our community and I know a HUGE percentage of that comes from living under this uncivilized racist western dominated world we live in.

This latest shooting by Minneapolis police happened ONE BLOCK FROM WHERE I LIVE. This was NOT a situation like Amir Locke—-who in 9 SECONDS from knocking on the door was shot, when Locke appeared to barely have awakened from sleep.