“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Tesla drivers can also accessorise with one of these!

General stupidity.

they’ve unwittingly left a car running in a garage, filling their homes with carbon monoxide gas, killing them.

Beverly is definitely the winner there.

Until recently, I had only seen the type R on pictures, and thought it was busy and borderline grotesque.

I really hope someone reads this... TouringPlans.com !!!!!!! I went to Disney World with my wife and 2 year old and on a whim spent the $15 for the site and WORTH IT!!!! It was an 8/10 crowd size day and our longest line was ~ 7 minutes!

More like Pooperintendent amirite

I do not drink. I hate the taste of alcohol.

I like the oils from the peel!

shh! before they call you racist.

Or a terrible one. The 25% of kids that were removed now go to the terrible school that the other kids were removed from.

Is there a more inauthentic, opportunistic big time politician than this guy?

Are people who own Apple products really going to start taunting others for spending more than they should on electronics?

The touchpad is SO BAD

Kimmel is as bad as Hannity, except that he is pandering to you.

Ask your boss if Viagra is right for your trailer. Certain erections may last a quarter of a mile, and may lead to Peyronie’s disease when mixed with bridges and overpasses.

That’s.....how borders generally work?