You’re not really paying attention.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

I think it’s a major loss, though. A Handmaid’s Tale dealt with the idea of collaboration in a racist system as well. You lose some of the depth of participating in an execution (the “particicution” scene) of the original film, for example. Offred *could* have chosen to not collaborate as a handmaid. Even as she’s…

He’s Q, just without the paternalistic streak.

Ahh, no, i hope they don’t just go the “sexy Mxyzptlk” route! It’s such a cop out! In SMALLVILLE:

Plus Gilbert is the perfect Mxyzptlk - well, at least the perfect voice.

Man. I was really hoping for Gottfried.

It’s not a stereotype in this case. Trump, owner of a bigly fortune, with the most luxurious, best taste in everything is a fiend for KFC. Allegedly. There’s a lot of stories about him eating KFC alone in his tower or on the plane during the campaign. The joke was that he picked Pence because Mikey loves the Colonel’s…

What would be the ultimate diss is if no one tuned into his swearing in and no one bother to go. Not even to protest. Just give him absolutely no attention and treat it like an average day. That would drive Trump crazier than any protest. He wants attention. Any attention. So that he can either play the hero or the…

I have no idea who she was yesterday, but when I read her comments, I smiled maniacally and suppressed a cackle.

Trump won’t understand this until someone explains it to him. KFC doesn’t serve fruit, so ALL fruit is strange to him.

I’d be ok with never getting a young Han Solo movie. Am I the only one who’d prefer to see new Star Wars stories (preferably with the Jedi omitted or kept to a minimum), as opposed to learning all the ridiculously intricate details of a character I first saw 30+ years ago? 

But do you know how it’s spelled?

The Chernobyl Twins

Still not as scary looking as these two

I’d go further and say that H.R. Giger went on a deep sea diving mission with James Cameron, and decided to draw what he saw.

If Ridley Scott and John Carpenter opened a sushi bar...

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

They’re not smart enough to get that. Truly. They’ll swallow anything that promises them something over the “other.”

I’ve seen a lot of online posts saying that we need to work to understand the “Trump voter.” That liberal elitism prevented us from seeing/reaching the scared middle-American who saw their way of life slipping away. But, seriously, fuck that nonsense. I grew up in a small Alaskan town and I got out. I’ve gone back…