Screw that. I’m plopping that bitch in a plastic bag and into the sous-vide for an hour then searing for like 30 seconds a side.

Like... I just can’t let this go.

I’m just over here waiting for Honda to finally get their asses in gear and release a Honda fit SI .... >.<

What can we learn from all this?

The problem with Harleys is the same problem with Corvettes.....

You spend all your life from your childhood wanting one until you can finally (barely) afford one only to realize that everyone else has one and you are once again indistinguishable from the masses.

So you spend $20k modding it only to realize that you…

B. Engine/Drivetrain/Fuel

Then I guess I’m gonna have to buy a $1200 Craigslist Miata instead.

Its important to remember that the F-Type exists at moments like this.

The damages are pretty much nil, but it’d be interesting to find out whose service dog it was and, if it’s someone who just bought a vest on Amazon so they didn’t have to pay extra to take Poochie McPoopie on the plane, run them through the wringer for bringing an untrained, nervous-pooping dog on the plane and…

the problem is they already gave him the free shit, which he didn’t want.

I have to second. Sell it for scrap and put the money on the Mustang. This pile of rust can’t even serve as a donor vehicle because there is no good part to donate.  

What you need is to get a parts Jeep......

David, if you look back in the past you’ll see that I usually support your efforts, especially the ones that abhor folks with some common sense. This Jeep is where I draw the line. It’s a pile of dust held together by paint. I am going to have to request you repent and return to your roots. Go build an XJ. 

there’s that whole canal thing to deal with (you’ll need to ship your car across it)

You read me like a cheap manga.

Which you can now pickup, gently used, in exchange for a moldy hot-dog, $27 and your opinion on Nike/Colin.

Well this is disappointing...I am too much of a real adult to have a Veloster N, but would go buy a Elantra GT-N (or whatever) in a heartbeat if they sold it here. 

Damn I was so holding out for a hot hatch Hyundai.

It’s gonna take him an hour to drive 12 miles? Sounds like he’d be better off riding the bike!

Candidate for a 2.5 swap. The 2.5 engines came in Mazda3, Fusions, Mazda6, Escapes, Tributes.... dime a dozen and reliable, bulletproof, and most of all, CHEAP 200 rwhp.