“The average schmuck”

First time that I walked into a Tesla service center, it was 10 minutes before closing time. Just wanted to have a quick look. The service advisor immediately noticed me and offered me an opportunity to take a Model 3 home for the night for an extended test drive. Just wanted a copy of my driver license and the keys…

I didn’t say you didn’t get a good deal, I said you didn’t get a deal $12k better than the random schmuck off the street.

People making difference choices with how to spend their time and money aren’t always “lazy”, “pussies”, “getting screwed” or whatever other pejorative you feel the need to use to make yourself feel better. 

“Amazed that so many people are such pussies about this.”

“WTF??? People would rather just pay “what Ford says the car costs” instead of investing a few hours shopping around/negotiating to save thousands of dollars? Who are these people?”

This. There’s a whole generation of folks where negotiating is part of the buying process, and that generation is dying out (sorry to be put it into such blunt terms).

“WTF??? People would rather just pay “what Ford says the car costs” instead of investing a few hours shopping around/negotiating to save thousands of dollars? Who are these people?”

Customer: My local dealer is jacking me around on the price of this new EV.

“Only 520 miles? Needs to be 1,000. If it were 1,000, I’d buy one tomorrow.”

I’ll be patiently waiting in the comments for someone to come say how this EV won’t work for them because their commute is 600 miles each way in the snow towing a 12,000lb trailer.

It would have been classed as a motorcycle anyway had they done nothing, same as a Polaris Slingshot or a Morgan 3 Wheeler.

I can’t tell you how I REALLY feel because the English language can’t make those sounds.

I would never dump you, GROD.  I might touch off the ignitor just for the fireworks, but dump?  Oh no.

There will never be enough breadsticks to fill that hole in your heart, no matter how many baskets they bring you.

This is the same speech you gave when you dumped me. That was a really awkward trip to Olive Garden.

Stop Trying To Make Elio Happen

If it’s a pump n’ dump then whoever’s dumping must be constipated

An NBA ref immediately appeared from offscreen, raised a fist in the air and gave the man two free shots.