THIS!... Is a stolen Bentley Flying Spur and today I’m going to show you all its quirks and features... while spitting profusely and proceeding to kick every interior surface and repeatedly flick every switch.

I bet that CAAAAAAAAAARS and Bids will soon follow

I bid 4k.

I’m not sure about a skyway, but I’ll tell you what this town needs...

Everyone on this site: “I want a fast, stylish-but-not-overstyled, 300-400hp car with RWD, a manual transmission, and relatively analog underpinnings. I also want it for cheap.”

I’d just like to remind readers to NOT visit the YELP page of this apartment complex and give them enough bad reviews that Yelp has to shut down the review page. I repeat, please do not try to give these people bad reviews online or post about them on social media. I’m sure it would hurt their feelings and possibly…

Years ago I read a book called The Millionaire next Door. It was mainly about small business owners who lived in the same area with lawyers, brokers, doctors, etc. The millionaire  business owners were richer than their neighbors but usually didn’t have the flashy house, car, etc. They just lived an average low key…

near David Tracy grade cars

I work in real estate in Manhattan.

These aren’t even “luxury” apartments. Just some normal ass, $900/mo units. Give these people a fucking break.

Kids and other idiots today.

Let’s be fair.  We’ve all wanted to taze the idiot in the 15 item line whose cart is stuffed to the brim.

More than 15 items in the express checkout, too, I’d bet.

I pay literally hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxes.

> mattress tags
FBI getting a warrant for your IP address as we speak.

When I was young and stupid (still stupid just not young) we didn’t have any real means to video our antics and we certainly never wanted to keep evidence of our asshattery, we just liked to tell the tales and embellish and BS. Younger generation cracks me up every time this type of thing pops up and they complain…

Dude literally begged the IRS to audit him. Let’s roll.

This is why the video evidence of my assorted crimes won’t hit YouTube until after I’m dead.

Just had an idea, modify them to have a switch to go full vertical to blind the shit out of the asshole who pulls up behind you with high beams on.