Dr. Me says: "She is totally fucking with us"

Sometimes I tell people, "Cigarettes, cocaine and Diet Coke, like every other sensible and self-respecting woman."

I was glad that people responded to them warmly and generously, but it still made me sad to see how dependent they were on humans. Just sitting by the road, silently begging each by-passer for some food or affection. And to do this every day, because they're incapable of procuring their own food. Heartbreaking.

While the whole situation SUCKS, and I would rescue all of them if I could, I do take comfort in the fact that the dogs in the video are actually pretty well-fed looking. But I still cried. (I'm surrounded right now by my five rescue-babies. :) )

Is it just me or does the pup on the far right look like he doesn't really hear it, he's just doing what the other dogs are doing?

Cannot unsee the Nutella covered banana. Now you've ruined a delicious snack and anal.

That's already happened. I think "People" had a pic of her coming out of the pool with a headline about losing 40lbs. in 5 weeks. I turned it around at the store. It was disgusting.

urm... I doubt she could chase after an uncoordinated blob. They're hoping we're stupid enough not to realize that it takes a few years to become a toddler that can even be chaseable

If you haven't read Daly and Wilson's Homicide, you should. It's older but a nuanced examination that considers byproducts of adaptations, rather than trying to push every behaviour as being an adaptation (Daly is still doing work in the area as well, and it touches on such things as why income inequality is so…

It will make you happy to know that MANY of the other evolutionary psychologists who were at a recent talk of his on this material agreed with you that his research is garbage.

suddenly my life makes sense.. whoa.

The Hermione in me is raising my hand.

I'd like that study. I'm a serious nightowl, like I'll stay up to 4 to 6AM if not stopped and I've got some terrible insecure attachment issues.

Count me as interested.

Jesus fuck, is there nobody on the Gawker staff capable of writing about science? The majority of zoos, accredited zoos, don't exist as some sad tiny cage Victorian animal freakshow where kids can go to watch monkeys hump. These are zoos with highly active research programs to learn more about un-researched…

The UK isn't scrapping primogeniture, but male primogeniture.

Unbelievable. Just unbelievable. I've said it before: There just is no worse time on Jezebel than when Doug Barry gets ahold of the site for a whole weekend, and can't even be bothered to post anything slightly rational/entertaining/meaningful. Will he bother responding to this comment or updating the article to…

1. You have a feminine name.

Thucydides was basically just a reality-show cameraman and Alcibiades a mercurial dance instructor.

But where are they? Blank page.