Maybe I should have my husband watch some tutorials. So far, he only notices if I'm wearing lipstick. (Even a heavy cat-eye flies right by him)

I used to work as a bather at a grooming shop. There's a secret to get all the shedding undercoat out when you bathe the dog. WASH TWICE AND USE CONDITIONER! And there's no replacement for a professional-type dryer.

I drive a '91 Miata. And yes, I get defensive about its girly stereotype. But I don't do much to help, since I love driving around with the top down in a sundress and pink sun glasses.

You'll run into problems no matter the color of your child's skin. My sister and I are both adopted. My parents (adopted, but I've never called them anything other than mom and dad) are Irish/English. My sister is biologically Hawaiian and French. I am biologically German. She and I both had small moments where we…

dude, I'm in joco! I think I stole all the liberal friends from you! we exist,I promise

Hahaha, I'm using that simile next time my husband gives me shit for not liking scotch that much.

That would be great! I have a couple of real-world friends who I know would be in.

No judgement! I lived with my parents for two years after college. But it does get tricky when you do weird "young people" things. The time I came home in hooker heels and my dad said "What's that about?" I answered, "Pole dance class bachelorette party!" He said "Just don't tell me these things!"

Is that why scotch is supposed to be good? Thanks, but I'll keep my dirt in my flower pots.

I think I can manage that! I live in KC, so it's not quite as backwards as other places. But it still bothers me.

He heard me yelling, and came running, pretty sure someone had died. I don't think it would be a stretch for me to convince him that I desperately need the booze.

Yeah! I think it won't be a big club, though :(

My husband has a nice bottle of scotch hidden away. I might steal some from him. Because I'm a terrible wife.

I should probably stock up with a few more bottles.

I should have a bottle of wine in the basement labeled "Open in Case of Right Wing Rage Emergency"

I'm in Kansas, and there's no liquor for me either. Looks like I'll have to break in to the old bottle of creme de cacao. (Or not. That sounds gross.)

I don't know enough about parliamentary order to know what vote he was talking about when he said the previous issue passed. Please explain?

I'm already several glasses of Pinot in. It's not helping, I'm anxious as hell

I bet I can find something on Wikipedia about this. attention span is regulated by

he also kind of sounds like my three year old nephew who says he has a hundred girlfriends. (It's the biggest number he knows)