THEY EXECUTE YOU FOR TESTING POSITIVE

Can’t make this stuff up.

I found a better way to make money

As someone who was at popcap long before EA and years after, this quote from Greg Zeschuk really hits home on explaining events.

The vast majority of all mobile games, especially the ones that actually make money and have a large install bases, are free to play. PopCap was late to transition to this model and paid a heavy price for it.

To some extent, yes, but this quote by BioWare co-founder Greg Zeschuk has always stuck with me:

That’s part of it, sure, but it sounds like this was more of a long-simmering cultural clash. This is just the tip of the iceberg, and maybe one day I (or someone else) will tell the story of what happened to Popcap after EA bought it, but I’ve heard bits and pieces and it sounds like there was all sorts of…

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, loot boxes like BF2's are a predatory affair. On the other, I also paid full price for Overwatch and it tries to sell me stuff as well.

Don’t do it.

“The plot is paper thin.”

How dare people insinuate that Ubisoft would do something as malevolent as force user to experience an invasive DRM that is CPU intensive.

what can i say im a glass half-full kinda guy.

Nope. It’s not like being dropped by a sponsor at all. Because one case is about a sponsor, and the other is not. Dropping someone you’re sponsoring is withing your rights, filing a DMCA claim for a game you have given everyone permission to stream is not within your rights. DMCA is for copyright infringement, not…

And Kinja’s stupid infinite scrolling claims yet another victim...

FWB: I can’t be more clear about this...STOP CUDDLING WITH THEM. That is straight up girlfriend behavior, and your supposedly wanting to just “fuck” is not even in the same ballpark as cuddling with these dudes. That is straight up girlfriend territory. You need to not let these guys stay the night if you want this to…

Obligatory post of one of my favorite prank calls.

“He, who is both man and DIVINE”

that is funny to me because his other hand is enveloped in a device which is designed to do what this bare hand is not.