my balls just shriveled from that broken splatoon disc

oh fuck off.

this is a continuation of a rant I posted on the time you guys featured Drake Davis that no one will care about oops.

Haha this is so surreal seeing Drake on Kotaku. Hey, Pump is popular again! (As if it ever was)

the year is 2002 apparently

hmmmm nah. Dance game meta has dramatically changed in intensity and skill ceiling in the past 15 years and Drake is within the 10 best Pump players in the US

Is no one gonna notice the return of MOTHERFUCKIN DORITOS CRASH COURSE

WHAT’S THAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOUR WHINING OVER THE SOUND OF ME HAVING FUN WITH FAKE GUITARS AND FAKE DRUMS

Good god, Sakurai looks like he’s fucking Benjamin Button! Lookin good for 45!

Sex is kinda lame but the fanart has a surprisingly large following.

And it is yet again, time for...

Well...

Hey, sorry to rain on ya’ll parade but it’s been well documented that Nick Berte, aka Pogo, is at best an asshole trying to edgy as fuck and at worst a straight up Red Pill dumbass.

That’s an amazing tag, Yeezus bless you Yannick.

lmao is that Kyubey?

Ekans is Snake backwards.

Fam, if you come down to SoCal The Habit chains have a terrific shrimp burger. It’s not a croquette deep-fried patty, but you might like it more because it’s whole, grilled shrimp.

Correction, you score in Super Crate Box for each new weapon you get. Funnily enough, there was an April Fool’s “patch” that did change scoring to per enemy and it TOTALLY broke the game.

i don't feel like un-graying somebody but lmao like Uber needed help making themselves look bad

I really wish Uber would stop bullshitting and actually screen their drivers! These violent cases have happened way too often at this point it just makes economic sense to stop letting everyone with a fucking license in.