It's funny . . . last night, Comedy Central ran the "Dead Celebrities" episode of South Park. That's the one where the ghost of Michael Jackson refuses to move on, and he possesses the body of Ike (Kyle's adopted little brother with the floppy Canadian head). And the boys entered him in a pageant so he can live out a…

Please tell me I'm not the only person who doesn't "get" 3-D. I don't know if it's because I'm near-sighted, or my eyeglass lenses interferes with the 3-D glasses . . . but I get next to nothing from it. I've seen two flicks in 3-D — A Christmas Carol and Yu-Gi-Oh: Bonds Beyond Time, and it wasn't worth the money.

Here's my take on the show heading into tonight's opener. The short story: I want to stay positive. I'm tired of the backlash from some fans, justified that it might be. So far, I'm okay with everything, save for the bickering, especially with the Showgirls melting down right off the bat. I don't think the fix was in…

Both on Survivor? No. Do I think the CBS would strong-arm the producers of The Amazing Race into putting those two on? Yes, I do. Sorry to put that out, guys, but that's my big fear at the moment.

I don't think Brandon is as messed up as his uncle. Here's what I figure is going through his head right now:

I don't think I can turn on Amy Schumer, even if she can hit below the belt. Why not? 1. She's cute, 2. She was robbed on Last Comic Standing thanks to its shitty voting system, 3. She was robbed on Comedy Central's Reality Bites Back (losing to reality "veteran"/overgrown swamp rat Theo Vonkernatowski), and 4. I've…

Finally, somebody replies about my J-Pop idea! And the poster has a Laughing Man avatar!

Am I the only person that wants a big-time Japanese reliever, just for the possibility of J-Pop entrance music? I watch a lot of anime, and there are a lot of possibilities: "What's Up People" by Maximum the Hormone (used in the opening credits for Death Note; best to shut it down before the singer drops f-bombs),…