That badge number, 714, was also the number of the first quaalude, the Rohrer 714. Coincidence? I think not!

Galadriel coming on to Gandalf? Boy, is she barking up the wrong tree!

Hot-Nuts will be on my holiday table!

BETSY: George, Celia has listed you as a character reference. Whatever you can tell us would certainly be helpful in her getting paroled.

Wouldn't the fact that Watson was married on several occasions be Doyle's "evidence" that they weren't gay? And why do you insist on adding a sexual component of any sort on a literary creation that really isn't about that? You're insistence on them being portrayed as gay is just as wrong headed as those who are…

Have you even read the stories? It's mentioned in several of them how when he needed to be, he could act very sympathetic (usually to a hysterical woman). Also,
at one point he's told that the stage lost a fine performer when he turned to solving crimes. You do the author and the character disservice when you make such…

"It's collection time, charlie!"

Well, the world ISN'T gonna save itself!

As a libertarian who liked this movie, I just want to say: It looks like "Community" will be canceled soon!

It's about time somebody made a dark remake of "My Little Eye."

What always annoys me about these movies are the loincloths. Conan would never go into battle without at least having a chain mail shirt if he could help it. There's even a story where he says that more soldiers would survive if they just wore armor.

This is nothing like the original stories, more like the comic books. The sad part is that there are so many of the original stories (Queen of The Black Coast, Black Colossus, Wolves beyond the Border being just the first that come to mind) that would make for fantastic screen adaptations. These movies always portray…

By girlfriend, do you mean sister, or hooker?

I watched "Dr. Terror's House of Horrors," which takes place on a train, not in a house. Eerie!

Anyone who says this is the worst movie ever has never seen a Coleman Francis movie.

There are even those who claim that Arthur Jermyn never existed!

Let me guess: King's protagonist is his own grandpa!

Even in the worst episodes, there's always something to laugh at. I feel that this has been a strong season, with great guest stars (with Shatner coming up!) and well done character development. I get the impression that this is a show veteran character actors love to do because it seems that everyone is having such a…

Coach Sandusky would be my guess. Too soon?

Bats and stuntmen dropping dead all over the place? This is going to be the greatest movie EVER!