Typically, I'd agree with you about the multiple MCs thing, but I was lucky enough to catch a Run DMC show about ten years ago and they blew the fucking doors off the place.

Avril Lavigne is about as subversive as a bar of Dove soap.

I'm guessing the film adaption would be long, pretentious, and would substitute allusions to cinematic works of greatness for an actual point.

K-SHE 95!!!!

Fuck Kenard.

When I was a child, I wanted to be an actor, but I had really bad buckteeth. I didn't want to get braces, but my mom said I couldn't be an actor if I didn't get the braces. So, I got the braces.

May I begin the discussion by saying that Sunny Sweeny is a stupid fucking name?

How the fuck had you never heard that song? Seriously, are you both under the age of 17 and incredibly lucky?