I like the part with the guy in the yellow jumpsuit.

I like the part with the guy in the yellow jumpsuit.

I'd watch "Dog, the Mountie Hunter", in which Duane conducts covert raids across the Canadian border in attempts to cause international incidents.

I'd watch "Dog, the Mountie Hunter", in which Duane conducts covert raids across the Canadian border in attempts to cause international incidents.

I'll just file those under the "Abominations against Christ" pile, next to Crystal Pepsi and Zagnuts

I'll just file those under the "Abominations against Christ" pile, next to Crystal Pepsi and Zagnuts

Agreed. I unfollowed her. She comes off as incredibly self-important on her Twitter feed and it wasn't worth following.

Agreed. I unfollowed her. She comes off as incredibly self-important on her Twitter feed and it wasn't worth following.

It's nice to know that BadGrandpa.com is still available for my collection of ribald Jerry Sandusky haikus.

It's nice to know that BadGrandpa.com is still available for my collection of ribald Jerry Sandusky haikus.

Well, this rules out an album of EMF covers.

Well, this rules out an album of EMF covers.

He means a meth lab, right? This is going to be a meth lab.

He means a meth lab, right? This is going to be a meth lab.

Come on, Amanda. Everybody knows Kofi Annan is the guy you appeal to if you want a cop fired.

Come on, Amanda. Everybody knows Kofi Annan is the guy you appeal to if you want a cop fired.

You want some more ice?

Fuck yeah, that wide!

"Hey Mohammed Atta! Say hi to your mother for me."

I bet it will do three-fifths of the original's box office.