56?! That's all I can think about now. I'm'll kill you, you no-good, 56in'…!

Running Scared. Did she ever get to find out how much more fucked up the rest of the movie was?

Running Scared. Did she ever get to find out how much more fucked up the rest of the movie was?

I know. 'The highpoint of the movie'?

I know. 'The highpoint of the movie'?

*coughTheGhostWritercough*

*coughTheGhostWritercough*

What the hell are you looking at? D'oh! Staring.

What the hell are you looking at? D'oh! Staring.

"I want to be more involved, but I'm afraid of smothering him."
"Yeah, then we'd get the chair."
"That's not what I meant!"
"It was, Marge. Admit it."

I regret that I can only like this once.

I regret that I can only like this once.

Don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. Does just fine on its own.

Don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. Does just fine on its own.

Lord, yes. Not much of a show, but that episode makes me smile.

Lord, yes. Not much of a show, but that episode makes me smile.

Bless you. The complaint I often heard about SJ Lola was that she had no personality and wasn't funny.

Bless you. The complaint I often heard about SJ Lola was that she had no personality and wasn't funny.

'D+'. As I clicked on the link, I was thinking to myself, 'if this shit sandwich gets a higher grade than, say, "2 Broke Girls", I might have to go out and punch an old woman in the face.'

'D+'. As I clicked on the link, I was thinking to myself, 'if this shit sandwich gets a higher grade than, say, "2 Broke Girls", I might have to go out and punch an old woman in the face.'