Porsche. It's a little too small to get laid in, but you'll get laid the moment you get out.

Your uncle had a saying: 'Kill them all and let God sort them out'. Unfortunately, one day, he decided to put that theory into practice. It took seventy-five federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak out him again!

And he ate a lollipop stick first.

Then blew the reward money getting Van Halen to play his birthday party. Not very responsible or heroic.

Come back! I'm not through demeaning you!

As long as talented people are writing and directing it, this could be - no lie - fucking awesome.

Some animals are just jerks.

I wouldn't go so far as to lump Drive in with something like The Room, but it is gratifying to see someone else not entranced by this boring-ass movie.

God help me, but The Spirit is a guilty pleasure. There are signs of a serious, sincere movie, esp. the scenes between The Spirit and the dad from "Wonder Years"…then you have Samuel L. Jackson raving about eggs and it's too (entertainingly) ridiculous. I don't think that Frank Miller knew what kind of movie he wanted…

Not to put too fine a point on it, but Year One is one of the worst goddamn movies I have ever seen. It's weird to think that anyone was credited with writing it since a) with its endless rambling and toilet humor, it just seems like they improvised everything and poorly, at that and b) who would take credit for…

A joke about fisting…in a "Simpsons" episode?

You mean Troy McClure. What the hell?

I'll show you inanimate!

Freaking finally. What is with people?

Fuck Stummies!

What do you do when you're branded and you know you're a man?

You little rapscallion!

The box…says no.

You know, after all this time, I'm still trying to wrap my head around why people hated Mars Needs Moms. ("It's a motion-capture crapfest." is a thin, pathetic excuse and will not be acknowledged.) It really finds its legs once it gets to Mars, and it made my cry twice, so there's that.

Jeanette was a cop (and I'm pretty sure that never came up last week)? And she went into Ted's place and wrecked his shit without something like a, you know, warrant?