I've done some teaching, and - there are some students you just can't teach. Some are like Emilio of two seasons ago who are so sure they know, or Gretchen of last season, who are guaranteed to get your hackles up (and if I've ever seen Tim get miffed, it's at them) - others are like Olivier, who reminds me of a feral…

I'll be happy when Bert gets to stop fooling around and do just stylish clothes - for that matter, I'll be happy when they all get to show us what they can do normally!

Jim Carrey was - isn't that almost the same thing?

You know, it's a gift - everything you say I agree with, and I still think you're a raging asshole, Internet Shithead.

::sigh:: It's horrible what cocaine addition has done to the once-great film industry, isn't it…?

I referred to my first word processor as a Wang - still won't talk to me?

Waterboarding, definitely - far prefer two hours of waterboarding to two hours of Jim Carrey channelling his issues through a hand puppet.

So he can use his normal speaking voice?

Wouldn't surprise me, Bob Hope is God.

And who hates poor people…and gays…and Mexicans…and America…and every woman who isn't subservient to their deeply-closeted husband….

I just went to a really scary visual place - Bachmann's crazy eyes and that gaping maw under a Batman cowl.