eh. while she has nice intentions, I hate that it contributes to the idea that women shouldn’t wear makeup. women should do whatever the fuck they want.

Failing to signal a lane change...Sandra Bland died a year ago today and nothing is better people are still dying in the same jail she died in... Its starting to wear me down

My dog straight up rolled her eyes.

Hot take: Jennifer Mayer is a food stylist gone rogue.

CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF ONE’S LABIA HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE AMOUNT OF SEX ONE HAS???

I half expected him to try to hide behind the First Amendment, considering how dumb he sounds.

That jacket...

My aunt stole my bread pudding with homemade whipped cream. She finally made it up to me by giving me some new bread pudding.

You can tell he’s constantly pulling this bait-and-switch nonsense and then blaming her for not reading his inconsistent mind. He’s not good in bed. This much is obvious.

Someone would have died if that happened to me. Do not touch my food.

Food stealers get me upset. Went out to dinner with my sister and cousin and we ordered a huge thing of fried chicken to share. My sister said she only wanted veggies and since that’s all she really eats anyway, I believed her. So I’m like “cool, more chicken for me” cause I LOVE fried chicken. End of the meal, bitch…

The thing is, he wanted chicken, she bought him chicken, she asked if he wanted pizza, he said no, he nibbled hers, pretended he didn’t want any, and then ate the original fucking thing anyway when she bought herself a whole other slice. This fucking guy is too much work, he’s a goddamned liar, and he can fuck off…

You know, I can respect a con man/woman who’s mapped out a good hustle/grift and executes it well - for example, it’s why I don’t completely dismiss Ben Carson. Dude’s a master at his “bad black gone good” scheme, and I approve of how he’s fleeced so many people using it.

Joe Walsh was my Congressman. He got elected because the incumbent, Melissa Bean was a DINO and many Progressives in the district voted for the Green Candidate. He served one term and was subsequently thrashed by Tammy Duckworth.

This unhinged, deparaved, misogynist, racist was a former Congressman. Think about what that says about the stupidity and insanity of tens of millions of Americans, who elect people like Walsh all the time. Reminds me of George Carlin, I’ll do my best to get the words right. “Everyone says politicians suck, right?…

1. He is racist.

Like many people similar to him anyone who challenges the status quo is a danger to his way of life. Anyone who points out that cops shooting unarmed black people is wrong threatens their view of authority. To them the dead and injured officers in Dallas are a tragedy (which is true!) but the numerous dead and injured…

Once again confirming that I, a person whose ancestors were brought to U.S. shores 200+ years ago—long before the immigrant ancestors of many a white person—am still not a “Real American” with the rights of full citizenship. Thanks, Joe Walsh, for reminding me.

She means the cops.