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“This will be my very last post for Jalopnik, and I want to leave you all with a smile and maybe some hope for the future.”

Good luck and good wishes, I have a vision of a big old bus towing a string of smart cars around the Midwest

I don’t watch anything with Jared Leto in it anymore. Turd actor and person. 

I love Gran Turismo -- and I loved what I’ve played of GT7 so far -- but it’s absolutely absurd that offline games should ever require internet connections. I’ve never played any online multiplayer games and I’m not about to start; it’s assinine that they require people to have internet connectivity just to play a

Not gonna lie, the resemblance to Bender is uncanny!

you have to remember Alfas are only a pain to maintain on the internet.  I know a handful of people with Giulias and none of them have experienced the horrors you hear about on the internet. 

Rory, this is obviously a heartfelt piece and I appreciate that. As with almost everything you publish here, it’s very well done.

Point being there’s a lot of data out there suggesting that a lot of companies are using the “everything is shitty, of course we have to raise prices” as cover for simply raising their profit margins. Yes, there’s lots of issues and many companies are having to raise prices in response to actual upstream pressures.

That requires actual journalism. Something missing from this site unless the writer is named torch or Tracy

The new recruits here lately have been confusing stunning engineering with the rich people who own them, and that their job should be to cover the vehicle first. Almost everyone who reads Jalopnik already thinks Bezos is a scumbag, piling on is just annoying. Spanfeller’s plan for G/O seems to be to turn it into a

I gave up this site after years because the writing has gone so far downhill. Check it out again for the first time in weeks, and I’m treated to an article so meanspirited, so devoid of actual information on shipbuilding or yachts, and just dogging a guy with the laziest of personal attacks, that you got me

Being bald/balding is nothing to be ashamed of regardless of gender or status. Don’t be a dick, Andy.

Nice shaming of bald men.  DO BETTER. 

Erin’s sole purpose seems to be any excuse to make a political point, relevance be damned.

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I love BF games but seeing stuff like this is why I don’t pre order games anymore and also studio names starting to lose weight. Made by “DICE” but someone tell me if the same people that made the previous games are the same ones that made BF2042.

THIS THIS THIS... Its time to move on with our lives.

I have been vaccinated. Covid isn’t going anywhere. It is endemic. I will not wear a mask forever for a disease that will be little more than an annoyance to how I feel every year. Vaccinated people will most likely get Covid every year going forward, masked or not, and will feel just like they do with the yearly

Yep. Or another one like “Our Man In Japan” only somewhere else.

Sorry... its sorta.... ugly?

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Several videos out there with the flat-plane crank engine.