Damn, that looked like someone’s leg! I now see that is the horse’s fifth leg.

This guy’s face speaks for most of us. He probably attended, thinking he was going to get laid, saw this performance, lost his boner, and thought: “what the ever-living fuck?”

Although the headline is taking the piss, I laughed. This clickbait was funny.

I read this as I was closing the tab, but reopened it so that I could give you a well-deserved star. This was good. Bravo.

Reading all these responses, I wish you luck and hope you find something satisfying...

Although flour tortillas are ubiquitous, corn tortillas really are better in almost every way. The one thing flour really has over corn is the ability to hug your food into a fucking delicious burrito.

I, too, stopped using deodorant about three years ago. In the face of all this ridicule, I stand right there with you. I just use baby powder, or corn starch in its place. Yes, I do smell a bit, especially on warmer days, but showers...they’re good.

That took me a moment...but once it sunk in...well done. +1 for you.

Thank you. Like a few other semi-olds in here, this immediately came to mind. Keep up the good work, soldier.

I love onions, but this was too much.

It was so obvious watching Leicester last season that, despite all the attention Vardy and Mahrez were getting, that Kante was the most important part of that team. Everything went through him and as you said, he was the piece that held everything together. We’re seeing the result of losing him now.

I totally get this. I also prefer to just spend the money to be brought to completion. Otherwise, it just starts a chain reaction of complications.

You are old. So am I. This was good.

Nerd culture has so completely dominated the pop landscape over the past couple of decades that people forget what a real nerd is. 

Fucking tragic turn of events. As others have said, 2016 has been a flaming bag of turds.

Yes, but mentoring young men and molding them into caring, successful adults does not bring in multi-million dollar revenue streams. That Longhorn Network ain’t gonna pay for itself!!!

I just want to point out a slight contradiction in this article:

y’know...I sincerely hope that the staff at Deadspin bestow upon you an award. You are a goddamn national treasure.

I’m halfway through the album...so far...I am satisfied. Back with more complete thoughts later. \m/

For you...so savage...so good.