Man...I can’t wait until some of these features are included with iOS in a couple years. Did I do that correctly?

It was probably Peter Thiel. After his latest victory, his bloodlust shows no bounds.

While, I’m leaning in favor of this statement, the above posted picture has piqued my interest...

While, I’m leaning in favor of this statement, the above posted picture has piqued my interest...

I watched it live on the NBC Olympics website. Although the athletes entrance dragged on, it was kind of fun watching them let loose after the competition was finally over. Also, the montage was pretty cool. If you got your Olympic coverage through the website, it wasn’t bad at all. All sports were shown live.

Jeah. We were an embarrassment, but we got out clean. THIS is our white privilege legacy.

I just want you all to know that Rio is not as treacherous as it seems. I spent a week there recently and the people were gracious and kind. If they ever thought we were in trouble, we were warned far in advance. Yes...Rio has its issues, but its people are generous and look out for the vulnerable. I loved the culture…

Bear Friday has been a true savior that has been the calamity referred to as “this week.” Bless you all.

Pfft. This statement includes correct usage of the words “candid” and “traumatic.” C’mon Lochte, at least make me believe that you had some input with this statement!

My brother had a Rottweiler. At first, I was scared shitless of it. He left me alone with the dog once. It came up to me a proceeded to lick my hands because my nervous, sweaty, salty hands tasted fucking delectable. He continued for about 10 minutes. That dog was a big baby...I miss that big ol’ slobber machine.

…and if no indictment comes through, Lochte wins and people will continue to worship him…enabling this type of reckless behavior to continue. THIS is what privilege looks like. If this were you or me, we'd currently be sitting in a Rio jail, waiting for our next beating.

I know. Please stop making me sad.

I’ve seen a lot of great illustrations here - the Ashley Madison series immediately comes to mind - but this shit right here...this is Hall of Fame shit. Fucking hilarious and genius.

Thanks for this. Unfortunately, your Portuguese skills will be of no use here in the near future.

Wow. Get into a fight and scapegoat it with the stereotype and fearful narrative of a region plagued with violence. This only deserves a bronze medal, as only Lochte got out of the country before the truth came out.

This is criminally underappreciated.

Also, $84 split between three charities? Wow, that was the harshest burn I’ve seen since someone told me that they were rubber and that I was glue...

Seriously...synchronized swimming is fucking intense. I watched some the other day and was super impressed at the speed and precision with which these ladies perform. You have to strong as hell and agile. Plus, there are stretches where you can’t breathe, despite exerting so much energy to execute moves. All respect…

I just assumed I would keep doing everything that has kept me alive this long. Just give all my stuff to whoever wants it.

The effort and dedication that went into this post.

Announcer: “Well, some’s being a bit mean down there...”