This entire article and accompanying comment were WAY more involved than I was expecting. I wasn’t ready for that level of commitment.

Seriously man...no.

Alina Talay of Belarus. Have her bathed and brought to my chamber.

Watch the video at 3:10. The lady in Lane 4. Is she dead?

That is great and all for taking a stand, but will she go to the police and file charges? Or did she try, only to be stopped by Uncle Jerry?

For the average, pre-Internet kid in the 90’s, there was no fan community to fall back on, no hive mind of players who have every secret sussed out by lunchtime of launch day. Had I known about this shortcut, I would have used it happily and without question. But instead, I struggled for days to beat this level ‘the…

This thing is incredible. It’s gorgeous, in its unfinished state, and it’s awe-inspiring to know that this one man has done it all by himself; even if it has taken him 53 years. The fact that he knows that he will run out of time before the cathedral, his life’s work, will be complete, is intensely beautiful and…

Goddamn, that was gorgeous...and a hilarious way to end it. I’m sure, in a far-off baseball diamond, Goose Gossage is cursing this classless display of showmanship.

his response to reporters who asked about drugs before his UFC 200 appearance was “I’m a white boy and I’m jacked on HGH— deal with it.”

This was the last time the Mets were great and won the World Series...GET THE CLUBHOUSE SPICED UP AGAIN!!!

Are there plans for other mini-consoles, like a mini-SNES or mini-N64?

The Stanley Cup is not a fucking baby! Let it go down the slide like the grown ass Cup that it is! Sheesh!

Goddamn. I say GODDAMN. I think a piece of me just died watching that. Absolutely vicious.

Any food that passes the sniff test and the initial tasting is good to go.

Folks, it’s not even a match. Portugal are gettin’ the brakes beat off them. Go home.

Wow...what a fucking shame. People cry and wail about equality and can’t even get this right. I know it’s their job, but how do you go out there and perform to your maximum ability without feeling like a second-class citizen the entire time?

Yeah, the codes are definitely not working for cameras. Boo.

Yeah, the codes are definitely not working for cameras. Boo.

So...they replaced one fighter caught using drugs with another?

YES. YES. YES. You all get stars!

“Character”