Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Waterbury, CT? That seems extremely specific. I lived near there for an internship (granted, it was more than a decade ago) and I don’t remember it seeming like a hotbed of drug traffic. Did I miss something?

It’s ok to love Fight Club, but hate the people who love *Tyler Durden* — you know he’s kinda the villain, right?

That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

Soon this league will be virtually unrecognizable. A power forward the size of a single proton? OK, pal, but not on my watch!! Do you think a wing player should be no larger than a down quark so that he can exploit the laws of physics to travel the potato through the objective circle? NEITHER DO I MY FRIEND BECAUSE I…

At least Giancarlo Stanton has gone on strike until conditions improve.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…