I remember how I begged my parents in 1983 for a (quite expensive at the time) Walkman, so yes, headsets existed.

Potential plot twists for next week:

Having Boobs Onscreen

She was, but it burned off because it too was full of oil.

She calls it "Meereendering."

What are the odds that when Frankenmountain's helmet inevitably gets knocked off he's revealed to have Joffrey's head?

Rey = rye = she's Jewish
Kylo = yolk = he's high in cholesterol
Luke = kule guy who can't spell
Han = nah, he's dead
Alec Guinness = genuine class

BB8? More like B===Ð! #amiright

Fun fact: James Horner stole Willow's main theme from Robert Schumann's 3rd Symphony: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I remember thinking she was hot even when I was nine years old or whatever.

To be fair, Neve Campbell will also jerk you off.

They chase parked cars.

Not sure what it is about this dog, but…HE. HAS. GOT. IT.

If they can just call it the "Fourtimesweekly Show" and get the animated earth to rotate in the proper direction, I will be satiated.

A penis?

A good way to thwart trolls is to avoid writing songs that contain bridges.

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Phil could come out of retirement and prison to produce it.

Given their obvious dedication to Allied terminology, I seriously doubt the Foo Fighters would ever acquiesce to the demands of one of the former Axis powers.

Wait, did the universe start imploding and no one bothered to tell me?