This proves that Trump loves the support that he receives from all of his tighty whiteys.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

Gonna have to guess this is his facebook

Albert, can you tell us more about your clam?

YOU AGREED TO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS

This is a bad take.

Labor forgets its class consciousness sometimes, but capital never does.

Counter counterpoint: he has made all his legal remedies more valuable and effective by raising the stakes.

This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

It was his insistence that it was a sandwich that prompted the firing.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

“I want companies to be free to charge however much they want for whatever they feel like charging for, even if it is access to publicly supported services & infrastructure, and even though they operate in publicly protected markets”

Clearly you totally misunderstand the critical importantce of Net Neutrality.

I’m thinking a 70-year-old racist, drunk with power, is pretty much set in his ways.

I always liked Shaq, but now, now I love him. He’s like Barkley, but with rings and a conscious.

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...