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For The Night Is Dark And Full Of Turnips...
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I grew up in the 80s and my parents, as well as the parents of my friends, never gave a second thought to us watching any sort of R-rated films, regardless of the amount of violence or nudity. It’s kind of weird looking back at it. I mean, we would have Freddy Krueger school folders. Yeah, my 4th grade teacher

“Child of mine! You lectured and ridiculed a US senator? Good for you! Let me take you out for ice cream. Wait, do you smoke weed? Let me take you out for weed, and then probably ice cream.”

ooooh girl here’s another good one

No, for all their missteps, I support the Culture, Contact, and SC in their efforts to force tolerance on primitive civilizations.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Honestly, any property pried away from the Church is fine with me.

Correspondents Chugging Cyanide Party. Or CCCP, if you will

Leslie Jones should sit in as Trump. Doesn’t have to say a word. Just sit next to the comic and pout.

And Ms. DeVos, faced with the choice of resigning or defying the president, has agreed to go along.

Apt: “The lights are on/but you’re not home”

He’s trying to justify what happened to him by pretending that spouting “un-PC” crap means he wasn’t raped as a kid.

Right? When I was a kid in the 80's, we had two big-ass bakelite rotary phones from the late 40's; a black and brass one, and a cream and chrome one. Aside from being beautiful machines, and being super-satisfying to use, at 20 lbs a piece, they doubled as deadly weapons; ergonomically designed to hoist by the fingers

White privilege

It’s like sloths throwing marshmallows.

The delicious thrill I get when I see a (sic) from within a quote of someone I degree with trying to deliver a burn is so sweet, like the sweetest dessert. Just...the best.

Is it just me or was that headline kind of confusing?

I love this place. I’ve been here for years and I intend to be here no matter what happens. This whole thing just makes me ill. I feel legitimately nauseous.

What do adult babies smell like?
Depends.