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She will leave with a multi-million-dollar golden parachute, her reward for destroying the company and making it even more irrelevant. Somehow being a useless CEO still pays well, only in America. Congratulations to whichever company hires her next. Why would anyone care or give a rat’s ass about her?

Eh, just another ‘mocking’ depiction of Jesus. I’ll take those cowards at Variety seriously when they put some Mohammad caricatures on the cover.

Sure, that’s a fair assessment of Variety. But how about Yahoo?

As someone who’s been using the internet in 1994, when the fuck was Yahoo great or necessary?

I guess you finally found a use for your silly degree?

LOL I figured out the same things and my source was “I am a person with at least a basic education, living in the Western world.”

She’s 40, I’m pretty sure the Y is for Yahoo!.

The skull represents me, who killed himself after his mom called him at work for the 500th time, wondering why her Yahoo! email account isn’t working.

Maybe the next move is for Yahoo to file as a religious institution to avoid taxes and get stupid Americans to pony up a bunch of cash?

Gen Y = millenials, she’s carrying the cross, and presumably suffering for the sins of her generation, which of course is accused of half-assing things....?

She was crucified in the media for leading Yahoo to hell. And the skull represents Golgotha, the place of the skull according to the Christian Bible. Source: I majored in religious studies.

Ugh, Jesus Christ I hope not. They keep needlessly redesigning the existing aliens and making these overly complicated costumes that assault the eye with detail. Someone needs to talk to their costume designers and just tell them to stop it.

Venturing outside of Star Strek, his face looks like that of a Narn.

Just gonna leave this here...

And it is the prime timeline, as they don’t have the rights to the Abramsverse

According to “a credible leak”, the plan they have is for an anthology series: each season will be set at a different point and location in the Trek timeline. And it is the prime timeline, as they don’t have the rights to the Abramsverse without making a new (i.e. expensive) deal with Paramount. The first season,

Our neighbors are terrified that after 8 years of dating that nice black man from down the block, we are going to get drunk and start banging the career crook who regularly advocates incest (Trump).

Wow I can’t believe that two New York-based, private-college-educated bloggers are assigning blame for Hillary losing 6 months before the election

Nah he shouldn’t. The United States is in that really abusive relationship, where all of our friends and neighboring countries are telling us to get out of the relationship but we can’t see it or just choose to believe everything is fine despite the obvious black eye we’re sporting.