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Seriously, I’ve been watching too much House of Cards and I’m scared someone’s gonna Frank Underwood this national treasure.

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I agree with you mostly, except for this tibdit of fun from Senator Giggles*:

Literally the only good thing about Cruz’s candidacy has been this guy.

No, but repeatedly ignoring a cop and telling him “don’t fucking touch me” is.

A dickhead cop, and a runner with an overinflated sense of privilege had a surprise meeting on the side of the road.... what happened next will amaze you!

Why would a car driving on the sidewalk bother pedestrians? It's dangerous and completely unnecessary.

#feelthelacticacidbern

Wait until you see what happens when this dickhead cop meets this runner with an overinflated sense of privilege!

Doesn’t mean it’s not true.
And roughly 50% of the country still doesn’t believe it, so is it really not worth saying?

#NotAllSidewalks

#BlackTopMatters

Luckily she is White. If she was any non-White hue, at minimum she would have been tased and beaten to a pulp; but, more likely would have been riddled with 5.56 and 9mm hollow-point.

Fuck yourself, bigot.

It’s actually the most Mariners loss ever. I say that as a life-long Mariners fan.

Felix Hernandez is toast. The Ms should trade him to my team for salary relief, an elderly reliever and a bucket of balls.

The conservative messsage has always been: it doesn’t happen to good women. Ladies aren’t raped, ladies aren’t assaulted, ladies are’t victims of domestic abuse, ladies aren’t abused at all, and ladies never admit to being victims of anything.

Female ex-GOP here. When it’s how your entire worldview is informed from birth, “brain damaged” maybe isn’t quite as accurate as “brainwashed”.

Almost too perfect.

Two things.